Kyuushoku Abridged

Kyuushoku is the Japanese word for school lunch and also probably the only vegetables you will eat.

History of Kyuushoku
One day, a Japanese kid got hungry at school. He prayed every day to the kouchou sensei for food and finally, after seven days and seven nights, three magical kyuushoku fairies appeared. One brought rice, one brought boiled cabbage, and one brought soup. Ever since that day, schools have honored that kid by ordering rice, boiled cabbage, and soup from kyuushoku companies all across Japan.

Examples of Foods You Won't See in Kyuushoku
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Kyuushoku Ranking
Top five school lunches as rated by v reliable sources.

1. Sad Penguin Lunch
Smells like the penguin exhibit at the zoo and tastes like congealed sadness.

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2. Sad Penguin Lunch w/ Soup
We liked this one so much that we couldn't just have it one way.

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3. Pregnant Fish
Exactly what it sounds like. Comes with boiled cabbage and I think that's soup but it might be water with ham in it.

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4. Fishy Daikon
The daikon isn't the only thing about this lunch that's fishy.

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5. Bag of Fish
Comes with almonds! And also a side of actual food.

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The Future of Kyuushoku
Broccoli maybe?