Fukuyama City ALTs

In order of awesomeness

Alan
(sometimes Allen) coolest. indefatigable narcissist. amazing eyebrows.

Buriburi
small. ukuleles. omiyage fairy.

Ja'kerushi
genkiest human. big voice. hair that could probably defeat the fire lord. fab. sometimes runs a salon in the sinks of airbnbs.

Kyojin
insists his name has a t in it. probably also a silent 7. v tall.

Excuuuuuse Me, Princess
likes star wars. eats sometimes. falls asleep under Alan's kotatsu.

Giraffic Park
v good steam train impression. . probably never seen a bed.

Micycle
expert at making 3D cones. might actually be an employee at city hall. currently in dispute with Alan about 999 eggs of various sizes and species.

Harry
RETIRED.

The Queen
f rom imaginary country called australia. likes broaches and tea. can art. might be king koopa.

Wwoofie
not a furry. also from australia. switches into other languages from time to time.

Effie
blue. voiced by robin williams. a spy. in fukuyama there's nothing to spy on. you played yourself.

Blue Steel
wears socks with sandals. shameful.

Full Russian Jacket
passionate about measurement. lives on the fukuen line.

Da Right Choice
smooth criminal. voice as fresh as a newborn's bumfuzz.

New Grog
small presence. moving up in the world.

Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons
real life babe. cat whisperer.

Stacy's Mom
has got it going on. fierce curls.

Calypso
mysterious sea-witch who is probably trying to lure men to a briny end.

Shaken Not Stirred
basic. can be found in coffee shops. living sass.

Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
invited some friends from upstate to come eat salad. quiet. definitely deadly.

Koupai
No presence.